London AssPress:- A major food outlet is being investigated after claims that raw toast is being sold in all of its branches across the length and breadth of Christendom.
If the allegations prove to be true, then it would mean that these people are actually selling uncooked, raw toast, sealed in flimsy bags and within easy reach of minors, miners and other coal industry workers.
One unassuming shopper was shocked to realise that the bag of a soft doughy substance in her hand was in fact uncooked toast "can they do that?" she asked, "is that legal? But it looks brown, it's a con" she added, "What can we do about this? Somebody think of the children! Won't somebody please think of the children!"
Investigations are under way in other food outlets to see how far reaching this problem is. All packets of uncooked toast are being recalled in an effort to stem the seemingly never-ending wave of raw toast infiltrating our supermarket isles.