Written by Wildjesusfishkid

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Topics: Dolphin, Whale, Hunting

Thursday, 31 May 2007

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Evil dolphin eating a woman's face off

Whales have been severely criticised over their request to the International Hunting Commission, to lift the moratorium on the commercial hunting of the Japanese.

The British accused the Whales of having no respect for humanity whatsoever and should take their cruel practise of killing higher mammals for profit and shove up their blow holes. It also accused the Whales of many war atrocities committed by the Nazis during the second world war and the mass extinction of the dinosaurs a few years before Jesus was born.

A spokeswhale for whales said, "This is completely untrue! Most seagoing mammals are really peaceful and intelligent creatures like dolphins and manatees. It was a rogue element of sperm whales that decideded to hunt the Japanese and some popoises. Porpoises are real bastards after a few drinks. I though everybody knew that."

Anmesty International have condemned the whales and called for the immediate release of dolphins imprisoned for political reasons on Honsu.

A spokesman for the tourist board in Wales hoped that they would not be mistaken for whales.

"These things can happen in the heat of the moment. I think we should all calm down and maybe book a weekend in one of our cottages in Snowdonia. It's beautiful this time of year and very affordable. Check out our website or pick up a brochure from your local travel agent for more details."

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