Written by Cal Jennings
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Topics: Ron Paul, Media, Neocon

Wednesday, 30 May 2007

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CCN (Crazy Cal News) - "The Internets" - The so called "liberal media" seems to have turned conservative now that Ron Paul is running. Either that, or the Neo-Cons have turned liberal.

When Ron Paul spoke in the campaigns, he appeared to be the only traditional Republican, standing for a smaller, less invasive government, the Constitution of the United States, Liberty, and other such "nonsense" that the Neo-Conservative Corrupt Bastards hate.

As a result of a real Republican running, possibly because he ran as a Libertarian in the past, the media outlets have been doing their best to keep Ron Paul out of the picture.

In spite of the fact that Ron Paul has won nearly every Internet poll by 50% or more, the "liberal media" has only featured Neo-Conservatives on the air. Some broadcast stations were forced to admit Ron Paul after being hit with thousands of pieces of protest e-mail. What do the Neo-Cons (EMphasis on CON) call the media now?

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