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Monday, 28 May 2007

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A startling new exhibition in America has confirmed what religion people and the authors of the bible have said all along; the Earth and all it's animals were made in six days by God.

A leading architect told us that he was shocked that such a major project could be undertaken so very quickly and by one entity only.

"We think he may have subcontracted out some of the heavy work to archangels who was pretty clever with trees and plants and maybe even gave Satan a go at a few simpler things like grass and bacteria."

A leading biologist said that God was very clever.

"Did he create the skin and fill it or create the insides first and then carefully wrap the contents in skin. We just don't know."

Apart from all the major life stuff one question still remains. How many dinosaurs did Noah manage to get on to the Ark?

We think he must have done it in two trips. First, he must have taken all the small lizard-like dinosaurs and dropped them off somewhere really high up and then gone back for your Diplodocus and your Triceratops.

The Archbishop of Canterbury is said to be over the moon at the news.

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