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Topics: China, Human Rights

Tuesday, 22 May 2007

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I think I pooped myself again.

A high-level Chinese delegation has arrived in the US for two days of talks on trade and economic co-operation and to question The White House about its less than lily white human rights reputation.

So important are these trade talks to China that the country has sent almost half the Chinese cabinet - 16 ministers and Chow Yun Fat to kick any ones arse if they get out of hand.

George Bush will not be attending the talks due to being a bit scared of martial art expert Mr Fat and also because there is the possibility of him hearing criticism of his time in office.

Instead, he will be spending some time at Camp David with the TV turned off and his fingers in his ears and chanting his usual Mantra of "LA LA LA IM NOT LISTENING!"

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