CCN (Crazy Cal News) - West Virginia - The newest branch of the Corrupt Bastards Club hosted a party today at the home of TheSpoof.com writer Cal Jennings, featuring a life-sized poster of the 4/11 attacks. The drugs for the party were furnished by none other than TheSpoof.com's very own Jalepenoman who flew in from Las Cruces, NM for the event.
"Drug running is a specialty of the Corrupt Bastards Club," said Jalepenoman, "and since ah lived in El Paso, TX, ah have the best connecshuns. Besides, Cal Jennings bein' a fellow ex-Texun, ah figgered it wuz the least ah could do... now that we're regular ol' Corrupt Bastards."
Cal Jennings said that he was thankful that Jalepenoman would fly all this way to bring the drugs.
"It was highly logical that I should be the one to bring the drugs," said Jalepenoman, raising one eyebrow and doing his best Mr. Spock imitation. "I never could get that 'Live long and prospur' sign down, damn it."
When asked why he hosted a party for the Corrupt Bastards Club, Cal Jennings said, "The Spoof is paying me so much that I, two, can be a Corrupt Bastard now! I jest bought a new outhouse an I wanted to brake it in, two. Hale, Jalepenoman's got us all so high, I mite jest fly him back to Las Cruces mahself. Long live dicktatur Bush!"
At the party, the Corrupt Bastards Club laid out plans for the next phony 4/11 attack. "We gots ta keep are War Prezident goin'," said Jalepenoman. "This will be the biggust cunspiricy yet!"