Written by Tom Taylor
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Thursday, 17 May 2007

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Kevin Rudd, the new Australian opposition leader, refused to meet with the Dalai Lama despite launching a scathing attack on Foreign Minister Downer for once doing the same.

However, after Prime Minister John Howard pointed out the hypocritical and politically convenient move, Rudd is now singing a different tune.

"Hey, I didn't mean I wouldn't meet him at all..." says Rudd "I just meant I wouldn't meet him at the airport. I just had something on but look, now that he's here, maybe we'll go catch a movie or something."

The Dalai Lama and Kevin Rudd hope to catch Spiderman 3.

Julia Gillard is expected to be appointed Prime Minister of Australia by China.

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