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Wednesday, 16 May 2007

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Bush's New Look for the Secret Service

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Today, President George Bush gave his Secret Service new uniforms. Based on Hitler's Nazi SS uniforms, he expects them to be a big hit, especially with Jewish Americans and Prince Harry.

He got the idea when he met with the Queen and she was talking about the prince at the formal dinner.

"I wanted a uniform that reflects my beliefs and my commitment to the War on Terror and Islam," said the President. "A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man... a brave man... he died, he can't get killed again."

The uniforms were designed by Raf Simons and are being produced by Jil Sander in the United Kingdom at the urging of Tony Blair.

"They'll look great at our wedding," said Blair, speaking of his impending wedding to President George Bush. "I can't wait to see them marching around in those tight little uniforms and goose stepping us up to the altar.

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