Written by Cal Jennings
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Topics: Women, concrete

Monday, 14 May 2007

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Young woman found in concrete

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Greece - A naked woman fell from a 2nd story window into a strip of concrete that was being poured for a new sidewalk.

She fell at night, and wasn't found until the next morning. It appears that she struggled to get free of the concrete, but it was too late. The concrete had dried, trapping her naked body inside the sidewalk.

The woman was found by Ms. Veri Victorian, who commented how horrid it was that the woman had no clothes on. She immediately ran into a shop and purchased a sheet with which to cover the woman.

"There, that's better," said Ms. Victorian. "Young women shouldn't be out on the street running around without their clothes. It's ghastly! The nerve of these young people these days."

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