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Sunday, 13 May 2007

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Astronaut emptying a piss bag on the moon.

Today the Queen of England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland gave a private address to the Goddard space place in Maryland USA where those disgusting biscuits come from. The Queen, docked with the international space station at about 0900 GMT.

The Queen was accompanied by three other astronauts 250 miles above the Earth. She made them stand in the bogs while she did the blag with her speech.

The engineer on board thanked the Queen for joining them and told her that the station was a great place to live.

The Queen later told Prince Philip that she would rather live in a cardboard box on the southbank than live in a space station. She said that it looked great at first glance but what would she do if she had to have a poo or a wee.

Another famous astronaut said that he never goes for a poo in space but bakes it and waits until he gets home to a more familiar toilet.

"In space, you have to put paper down the loo first as the other crew members can hear you going" said a NASA official.

The Queen is expected to take a laxative upon re-entry.

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