Having announced the date he will be stepping down as Prime Minister, Tony Blair has revealed that he will be moving to a nice little place in Iraq with his wife and three children.
Tony revealed that he intends to rent a little condo on Iraq's Green Zone in Baghdad from Iraqi property tycoon and best friend George Bush.
"It's a gorgeous little place with electricity sometimes and running water most of the time", gushed Cherie, who has been out and about choosing cushions and wallpaper at £2,965.00 per roll for her new home.
Tony described the 10-up, 10-down little concrete pillbox as idyllic, overlooking acres of rolling pastures and surrounded by friendly locals, sometimes with AK-47's to guard the sheep and goats, which graze quietly in the distance with only the occasional IED to mar the rustic charm.
When asked if he felt it was safe to retire with his young family to Iraq, Tony was surprised, "Why shouldn't I feel safe in this quaint paradise. The people of Iraq are eternally grateful for the peace and tranquility that George and I brought. I intend to live out the rest of my days here."