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Friday, 11 May 2007

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Endemol, makers of popular reality show Big Brother today announced plans to combine forces with The Eurovision Song Contest to create a mega formatted tat-fest of weird over-the-top characters.
Having spotted a huge market potential in the type of "kitsch-shit" bands that Eurovision usually drags forth and the hugely overexaggerated personalities which Big Brother attracts the two shows are to combine to create "Big Euroshit."

Supercamp high flying soon-to-be-Euro-losers Scooch today signed up as the first entrants to the Euroshit house, commenting, "We are delighted to get in, basically Eurovision will be won by the Country who has offended the least number of nations in the last 12 months, so it's not going to be the U.K is it? At least we have a cat in hells chance of winning Big Euroshit."

This years Eurovision saw bands rejected for "lack of transsexual element" and "too much latent talent". Whilst Big Brother is expected to be recruiting from Psychiatric Units all over Britain later this year. Look out for Big Euroshit hitting kitsch fans all over Great Britain this Summer

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