Toronto - (Ass Mess): A Toronto criminal lawyer is urging new Canadiann citizens to ignore the gimmicky oath of allegiance to the Queen because it is a cynical fraud based on a whopping great big fib.
Charles Roach says that anybody asked to swear allegiance "to be faithful and bear true allegiance to Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II, Queen of Canada, Her Heirs and Successors" is being conned.
He has advised clients that signing up to a fake Queen means pledging allegiance to the daughter of Adolf Hitler who was deposed in 1963 after being installed in 1940 because she was a dead ringer for the real Elizabeth who died in a London Luftwaffe raid.
"This violates our country's charter of rights and freedoms," Roach said today.
"Immigrants seeking to be citizens have been conned because successive US presidents and British Prime Monsters have serially hidden the truth.
"Why else do you think JFK was assasinated in 1963 after he signed up to ban the Hitler clone from the throne? ANd who do you think paid George W Bush to pull the trigger that Bush Sr made sure never came to the cops' attention?"
Now Roach, 73, a Toronto criminal lawyer, is challenging the pernicious lie in the Canadian courts and others are poised to follow in a huge class-action.
Victory would mean huge damages for each of the 1 million or so new Canadian citizens ordered to undergo the whopping great big lie public oath.
Roach himself refused the oath on grounds of conscience and says anybody forced to swear it under duress has an answerable case:
"I feel that it's bad enough that we blacks were colonised as a people by the British throne.
"And I feel that it's equally bad enough that we were enslaved as a people by the British throne.
"So to me, taking an oath to the monarch Elizabeth II of Great Britain, without any disrespect to the actual real Queen herself, is like asking a Holocaust survivor to take an oath to a descendent of Hitler."
Canadian legal experts have called the case "a fascinating issue".
Canada's attorney general has also been warned that throwing out a charter case was "a very high, strong hurdle to clear. I don't know if you will succeed today".
And in London where the daft 1940 plot was hatched to replace King George VI, his wife Queen Elizabeth and eldest daughter Princess Elizabeth, Tower of London officials were preparing the White Tower dungeons today for its first new official inmates as the Downing Street cash-for-peerages police prepare for a dawn raid early next week on the UK's largest beneficiary of the royal fraud.