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Thursday, 10 May 2007

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Bush 'en media res' during his stirring speech!

Topeka, KS - Bush today conducted a flawless and invigorating speech to an assembled crowd at the United Economic Development Conglomerates meeting. There were no spoonerisms, malapropisms, stumblings or misspeakings of any kind; not even the merest hint of horrible hemming and hawing which usually alight his alliterative landmines.

"We, a nation of unmitigated unity, with much temerity, are aghast at the inexplicable devaluation of the dollar in today's global, ecosocial worldwide economic pandemic," Bush smoothly spoke with nery a pause but for dramatic effect. "I am reticent," he continued "to adhere, with much aplomb, to such frivolous disseminations of sanguine public policy."

The crowd roared in appreciation, swept along by Bush's sprightly rhetoric and honey-coated harkenings. The speech continued until Bush's batteries ran low and he had to be taken off-stage for light maintenance. Programmers were very pleased with the results of the new software load: Bush2.1.5W which they said seemed to have corrected quite a few bugs in the old executive code.

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