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Thursday, 10 May 2007

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Bush extolled the virtues of the Queen

President George "Dubya" Bush embarrassed himself and the United States again. This time, it was in front of the Queen of England during her state visit to the U.S..

"I'm sure happy to see the Queen here today. I got to ride her a few years ago for a whole week all the way across the Atlantic. She floats pretty good, but she was kinda lumpy in spots and it was a little hard to sleep on her. I'd dive in and eat all I could whenever I had the chance. Overall, I'd say she gave me a really good time. I'd recommend her to anyone."

When it was pointed out the the President that Queen Elizabeth was the British Monarch and that the QEII was a cruise ship, he answered with "does that mean she won't be leaving a mint on my pillow tonight?"

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