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Topics: China, Dogs, Chinese, Cows

Wednesday, 9 May 2007

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A Chinese Red Setter

In a desperate move the religious organisation which owns Shambo, the sacred bull, diagnosed with bovine TB, has sold the bull secretly to a Chinese aristocrat as a Black Labrador.

The sacred bull became the scared bull earlier this week when it was condemned to death by Carmarthenshire council after contracting the deadly infection.

Having shaved "please don't kill me" on the sacred bulls head in an attempt to claim that a miracle had occurred failed, the organisation decided to import the bull to China and sell it on as a rare black Labrador.

Shambo, short for Shambolic, was today starting his new life under a new identity in China where he will be known as "Lucky" and walked regularly.

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