President George W. Bush embarrassed the Queen at the White House in front of a packed audience. His speech started well saying: "It's a real pleasure to have The Queen here in America." But rapidly went down hill with, "I was upset when you did your farewell tour in 1991."
The Queen gave Mr Bush a look only a mother could give to a stupid child that she is deeply ashamed of but he went on "My personal favourite is Fat Bottom Girls." Mr Bush's ignorance reached new heights when he said. "I'm pleased to see that reports of your death from Aids have been widely exaggerated."
White House officials looked very uneasy as the president made one gaff after another. He added insult to injury by saying "-and I'm sure glad you've lost that 1970's style moustache. It just made you look so gay." The Queen kept her composure as Bush made a total arse of himself. "Where's the fella with the big frizzy hair do. My wife loves him. He'd fit in real well in Texas. Hell! Since Dolly Parton modelled her hair do on that guys, her career took right off"
He finished his speech saying "I bet you have no idea how popular you guys are in San Francisco." The Queen rolled her eyes to the heavens as Bush tried to get the crowd to join in with a chorus of Radio GaGa.
A reporter overheard one of the Queens SAS body guard offer to shoot the president but he was intercepted by the CIA who said "That's our job".