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Wednesday, 9 May 2007

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In a typically shocking blunder today U.S President George.W.Bush called Her Majesty the Queen a "wizened old trout" before laughing heartily and elbowing her in the ribs.

The gaffe follows yesterdays insult in which Bush described the Queen as an ancient old crone who had survived by blood-sucking vampirism since 1776. Her Majesty and Bush both laughed off yesterdays uncomfortable gaffe, but it looks like todays blundering insult has not been taken so lightly.

His Royal Presence The Prince Philip said today, "how dare she tell him our little nickname!" The Queen herself has threatened to withdraw all references to Lady Diana Spencer from the American consciousness by Royal Command.

Bush today begged forgiveness on bended knee to the Sovereign stating that he had meant to say "Wizened old Kraut" all along.

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