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Wednesday, 9 May 2007

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Another Vista Victim

Riad Saudi Arabia - Microsoft's Vista operating system was developed by computer experts working for Ben Laden and the Al-Qaeda terrorist organization.

Once you install the operating system it screws up your computer so that it makes it impossible for any computer, whether hyperthreaded, single core or dual core to operate.

It makes all drivers for peripherals disappear and you can not get on the internet to download new drivers.

It was designed to cause your computer to become inoperable. A person who installs Vista can only sit in front of their key board powerless unable to communicate . It is the most sinister plot yet devised by Al-Qaeda .

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