Washington DC - Reginald Brewmaster a spokesman for the Queen said that a few hours after, the White house white tie Formal Banquet, thrown by the President and First Lady, she felt some terrible gas pains in her lower abdominal section. Lizzy had to spend the rest of the evening on the comode.
The dinner menu was designed to showcase American culture and cuisine. It consisted of Chicken McNuggets along with a heaping portion of potato wedges, coleslaw, and for desert, a McDonald's hot apple pie ala mode. The beverage of the evening was Dr Pepper.
Brewmaster said that after the dinner the queen asked if there really was a Doctor called Pepper because she felt as if she needed a doctor.
The Queen is expected to recover quickly after a heavy dose of Milk of Magnesia.