Written by Zachary Buckler
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Topics: Al Gore, Earth, The Sun

Sunday, 6 May 2007

Funky News: Al Gore claims he has discovered that the earth is actually hotter than the sun. Gore also claims that the sun has been cooling down and has turned into a sphere of ice.

Gore claims that though the sun appears orange and bright, this is not really the case. According to Gore, we are actually seeing the earth's reflection when we look at the sun. Gore also claims that in the next few months the earth will heat up and actually turn into a new sun next January. Everything will burst into flames when the earth transforms into a new sun.

When asked to give scientific evidence as to how he came to this conclusion, Gore stated that one must send him a donation of $5,000 to have that question answered. His reason for the donation was to ensure that only those serious about having the question answered were going to receive an answer.

Surprisingly, Gore did not believe the problem was created by humans. When asked how the problem was being created, Gore merely shrugged and said he did not know. Gore says that the only way to stop the earth from changing into the sun is to send him donations to come up with a solution.

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