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Saturday, 5 May 2007

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The queen shows the condition of her teeth to race officials

Queen Elizabeth arrived in Louisville, Kentucky for the running of the Kentucky Derby at Churchill Downs. The monarch is making her sixth official visity to the United States and her first to the world's most famous horserace.

Handicappers have placed her as a 256 million to 1 longshot to win the opening leg of the triple crown. "She's just not as fast as she used to be, and she's not used to being ridden by these little American jockey's," said handicapper Jimmy the Bermudan. "She still has some spunk, but I really don't think she has much chance to win, place, or show."

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