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Topics: Whale, Shamu

Thursday, 3 May 2007

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Cute? No - they're killers!

Today Killer whales jumped over the barricade at Sea World in Orlando and rescued Shamu. It turned out they were his friends before he was captured and brought to Sea World.

When the security guards tried to quarantine the whales, they turned round and bit their hands off, and then one got a baton from a guard and started a hold up. The whales then jumped back over the fence.

Security were able to follow the whales, via a tracking device implanted in Shamu, but when one of the boats was brutally capsized, the guards had to retreat, fearing another attack.

The biologists at Sea World have tracked Shamu to Deep Sea World in Scotland. They think the whales will sneak in to the Seal Sanctuary and have some breakfast.

Extra security has been put in place, but no-one knows if it is enough.

These killer whales are very clever. If you see one, please phone Deep Sea World and do not approach as they could be armed and extremely dangerous

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