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Thursday, 3 May 2007

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They're here already?!

Today, George Bush is trying to get a bill passed to force an apology out of Global Warming. The bill will force whatever amazing force that is causing global warming to stop its acts, apologize, and leave.

"What can I say? After all the hell its caused us its the least I think it can do... I know I know, I'm a genius" commented George when The Spoof contacted him to question him about the bill.

GB then proceeded to disrobe and run around his ranch screaming, "THE BRITISH ARE COMING!"

Don't worry George I'm sure global warming will apologize soon.

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