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Wednesday, 2 May 2007

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Barack Obama Smiles at Receiving Opra's Endorsement

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Larry King - On May 2, 2007, Oprah endorsed Barack Obama for president. "I know him personally," said Oprah, "and quite often. "That man turns me OOOOnnnn! With my billions, he's sure to make it to president, even if I don't contribute directly to his campaign. I just have to worry about that pesky Bill Gates endorsing Hillary Clinton."

Barack Obama, should he be elected, would be the first black president in the United States. His popularity in the polls already shows him gaining on Hillary Clinton.

When asked if she was ready to be a political figure, Oprah replied, "I'm ready to be FIRST LADY!!! It's time I settled down. I'm not getting any younger, you know."

When asked his opinion, Obama said, "I've been thinking a lot about getting married, and what better wife could I pick than Oprah? She's smart, witty, charming, a heck of a lover, and she's loaded to the gills!"

Siding with a "Democart" has excluded Oprah from attending the George Bush/Tony Blair wedding. President Bush said, "With all that money, I don't understand why she's not a Republicrat. Republicrats are FOR the rich. It just don't make sense."

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