Paris, Root-hers: - Scores of fashionable young Parisians ladies are flocking to the plastic surgeons for a quick nip tuck of the old lady garden in a bid to regain their virginity.
It has become such a huge hit amongst the North African/Algerian woman that it has caught on with their Parisian sisters.
Lysette Pettit-Trou said "I first heard about having my clopper sewed back up from a Muslim friend at college and thought it sounded cool. I thought it would make me feel like a virgin again.
I had it done last month and it's been great, a while ago my lady garden looked like a badly packed kebab, now it is a thing of beauty once more"
Doctor Marc Mewords, whose office is near the chic Champs Elysees, says his patients are between 18 and 45 years old and that the procedure, known as a revagination, takes 30 minutes and utilises a needle, some twine and one of them mushroom shaped things used for darning socks.
The Parisian men are equally pleased too, Jean Michelle Robinet said "My girlfriend, she ees only 25, but being a Parisian girl, her frou-frou has been about a bit and was starting to need re-upholstering.
Recently it was, how you say? Like throwing zee beret oop zee Champs Elysees. Now she 'ad eet re-puckered, it ees like zee warm apple pie once more, eet ees genius! "