Written by Cal Jennings
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Tuesday, 1 May 2007

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"There ain't no secretaries in Iraq"

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - BAGHDAD, Iraq - As reports of a hundred being killed in sectarian violence in Iraq, President Bush says it's just a misunderstanding, like the reasons for going to Iraq in the first place.

U.S. and Iraq military officials say that Iraq's prime minister has created an entity within his government that is being used as a smokescreen to hide an extreme Shiite agenda that is worsening the country's sectarian divide.

The sources say that the 24-member office is abusing its power, increasingly overriding decisions made by the Iraqi Ministries of Defense and Interior

"It's gotta' be bad intelligunce from the CIA," said Bush. "There ain't no secretaries in Iraq, and if there are, they ain't violent. They're just trying to make your dicktater look bad."

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