Written by Cal Jennings
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Tuesday, 1 May 2007

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Obama and Clinton Use the Force to Call for Impeachment

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - Democrats have threatened to use impeachment to force George W. Bush to withdraw the troops in Iraq. "Since we failed to reach, we must impeach," shouted Clinton and Obama. We are tired of Bush trying to push us around and threatening to veto our every action. We won't stand for it. We'll sit comfortably instead.

President Bush reacted by saying, "I'm the DICKtater. Ya' can't impeach a DICKtater. I'm gonna' have the lot of ya' declared enemy combatunts and tortured!"

White House aids immediately ran to the president's side.

"Git away frum me you homos," cried Bush. "I don't want to get AIDS. I'm gettin' married to Tony Blair pretty soon iffun I can get him outta jail."

No word on whether the president has actually declared anyone an enemy combatant as of this writing.

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