World News Orifice: - A leaked memo from The White House to Whitehall seems to have confirmed what some conspiracy theorists have thunked for a while now, that something is afoot and needs to be taken in hand, vis-à-vis TheSpoof.com.
It has been noted that whenever a large and Government damaging news story breaks, TheSpoof.com is there, ready to parody and bring a humorous slant to the story and therefore take the heat off by making people giggle rather than whinge or get volatile and all revolutionary on "The Man"
The leaked memo is alleged, to give instructions to a minion in the government, to have any news about the recent handling of pretty much anything at all, ridiculed.
The underling then contacts his comedic underworld stooge who goes by the codename Curly AKA J, Le-Penn O'Man (a French Irishman by the sound of things) and his associates in the misinformation fortress of ineptitude which is run by codename Larry AKA Jenny Callings and his husband codename Moe AKA Eric Gnarlman.
These three disinformation comedy terrorists then set to work, hurling risible rockets and banter bombs to explode in the brains of unsuspecting Joe public, making them chuckle rather than chant for change.
We have been reliably informed though, that they may be double agents, working to bring down the system from within, one gag at a time, each joke chipping away at the cornerstone of the system.
Two other agents, codenames Squoose and Mirrel, AKA The Lone Punman, contacted yours truly to defend The Three Stooges, as they are collectively know, to say that TheSpoof.com is one of the last bastions of freedom of speech and will continue to confound and befuddle the world leaders as well as entertain the public with their jocular musings.