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Topics: White House, Guns, NRA

Monday, 30 April 2007

image for White House to make guns more easily available.
Fire with Fire. The only way forward.

International News Orifice: - The Oval Office has knee jerked a press statement out due to rising pressure from the Anti gun lobby as well as the NRA.

George Bush is under a lot pressure to decide what colour tie to wear today, but while that is happening, the people that actually make the decisions have been wondering how to stem the seemingly never ending tide of gun related crime sweeping the country.

After having checked the constitution, it seems the only way forward to solve this issue is to step up the manufacture of firearms and also increase the availability of smaller guns so there really can be a gun for every man, woman and child in the country, this, they are hoping will stop gun crime altogether.

Cunnilingus Rice said in a statement "If we make sure everyone is packing heat, no one is going to pop a cap in no one else no more, Genius!"

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