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Sunday, 29 April 2007

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Arnie's keeping the Harrier

In an overture to reduce the greenhouse gases that cause global warming, California Governor, Arnold Schwarzenegger, has traded in his Hummer for a unicycle.

"The thinking behind fossil fuels is from the stone age," the environmentally trendsetting Governor said. "With the exception of my prodigious muscles, 'less' is the new 'more'. And to set an example for all of Cal-ee-for-nee-ya, I will be traveling behind my limo motorcade on just one wheel."

He noted, "In four years, if they haven't amended the constitution that would allow me to become the next president, I can always join Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey."

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