Written by Cal Jennings
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Saturday, 28 April 2007

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Cal-el Uses X-Ray Vision

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - The Spoof - Today, CalJennings ran for a telephone booth to change into his alter-ego, Cal-el, at The Spoof office headquarters.

Against office policy, Cal-el used his X-ray vision to peek through the mask of Gnarly Erik.

Much to his surprise, he learned that Gnarly Erik is really Ernst Stravo Blofeld, head of S.P.E.C.T.R.E, head of the Bohemian Illuminati, and leader of The Corrupt Bastards Club. Peeking in Gnarly Erik's wallet, he discovered that Gnarly Erik had a MOLECH trading card, so he flew to Alaska, faster than a speeding bullet, to check out Gnarly Erik's backyard.

Using his Telescopic vision, he saw that G.E, as he's sometimes called at the office, had a huge statue of MOLECH in his backyard. Dancing naked around it was a group of naked virgins and politicians. Whether the women were truly virgins is debatable because we all know Gnarly's reputation here at TheSpoof.com.

Cal-el quickly flew back to TheSpoof.com headquarters and changed back into CalJennings to type this important news story. No word yet at to whether TheSpoof.com will take disciplinary action against CalJennings for going against office policy. Keep reading for further updates.

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