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Friday, 27 April 2007

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Today Greenpeace hippies sued Cadbury's chocolate, exposing the chopping down of cream egg trees in Russia and then smuggling the eggs to the UK in sheep transporting lorries carrying a rare breed of lilac Russian sheep, whose wool is used for the cream egg packaging.

The Greenpeace members then accused Lindt chocolate of using real rabbit extract in their chocolate bunnies.

They then got so angry that they had to be restrained from attacking the court-drawing-guy and the Cadburys representives.

They then sat back down, and one of the court security guards had to put a calm song on to calm the hippies down.

Cadbury's were very upset about the loss, so we sadly didn't get an interview. However, the Lindt chocolate representative vowed to personally to smother and cover the pair in boiling hot Lindt chocolate and the wrap them in gold paper.

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