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Thursday, 26 April 2007

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No rappin' down under

World famous rapper, Snoop Dogg has taken the unprecedented step of banning Australia from the world of rap.

The cheeky rap star was recently banned from entering Australia after failing a "Character test".

As such Snoop has banned the performing of rap music anywhere on the Australian mainland.

Quite how he plans to enforce this is unclear, but initial speculation is that fellow rap star P Diddy will assist in "Sticking a cap in the ass" of anyone who attempts to flout the ban.

Snoop announced recently how he had turned his back on "Drugs, women, booze, violence and guns", so is perplexed as to why Australia have treated him so badly.

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