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Thursday, 26 April 2007

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At a recent fancy dress parade.

Prince Harry's role in Iraq is under review today. It has been reveal by Army chiefs that the Harry will not be allowed to go to the front line as it is too dangerous.

"There are people with loaded guns out there. One of them might go off" said an official.

A colleague of the Harry told us that the real reason is that he's a bit clumsy and can't use a gun very well.

"He's already seriously injured a couple UK troops in freak accidents. God knows what would happen if he was let loose in a tank. He's a menace" said a bloke who has a grudge against him.

Rumours also abound that the Harry is crapping himself and wants to go home.

A story, which we have found to be untrue, has been circulated that when faced with danger, the Harry turned and fled running as fast as he could for a least half an hour until collapsing in a ball with his head in his hands. When a senior officer commented about his lack of resolve, Harry replied "Sorry Colonel" The officer informed him he was a General. The Harry apologised saying he didn't know he'd run so far away.

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