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Wednesday, 25 April 2007

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Victoria at a Preston North End Home game circa 1890

It is a well known fact that Prince William is an Aston Villa supporter, Charles Prefers netball to Football and Harry likes the odd game of Ker-plunk but did anybody know that her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II is a Gunner apparently taking after Queen Victoria who was also footy fan.

Latest reports from the Palace indicate that the Queen is an avid fanatic of the Arsenal. In fact, she always attends home games and is apparently one of "The Firm" that terrorise normal flat cap wearing supporters like Sir Norman Wisdom.

One fan told us that the Queen punched his bird up the windpipe and was once arrested for organising a scrap with chelsea fans.

"She arranged a mass pitch invasion using her mobile phone" said Basher Smith " She's always up for it"

Arsene Wenger, Manager said that if she trained a bit harder and turned up for practise, he would give her a go in the reserves if she asked.

It has also been rumoured that the Charles has had to go down to Highbury nick on more than one occasion to bail her out.

* Sir Norman Wisdom is not an Arsenal supporter. We apologise if this article gave this impression.

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