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Wednesday, 25 April 2007

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Alien after 2000 light year trip in the back of a Scania

It has been exclusively revealed today that some clever scientists have been contacted by the CIA and MI5 and been told to expect an alien invasion in 2008.

Sources at the Foreign Office have said that they will be expecting some alien economic migrants as Mars, Jupiter and Saturn will assume full membership to the EU in April 2008.
There has been complaints from the Society of Fascist Astronomers (SOFA) complaining that all aliens who are already integrated into our Earth society should be fully repatriated. The status of George Bush and Tony Blair should also be reviewed as many people believe that these two are definitely from another planet.

Many aliens are fleeing from oppressive regimes controlling the Alpha Centauri and Betelgeuse systems. Many little green men have braved the long trip from Andromeda in in the trunks of commercial flying saucers that enter the Earth's atmosphere via the channel ports like Dover ,Folkestone and Roswell.

Police have said that many of these men from Mars are wandering around on the motorways looking lost.

Patrick Moore is to head a public inquiry looking into the allegations.

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