A new planet that could rival Earth, has been discovered near the edge of the solar system. The new planet is said to be quite good and looks a lot better than our own dying world.
"We can't work out why the planet is hanging about on the edge of the planetary system." explained a leading astronomer who was a bit pissed up after a few ciders. "We think this type of planet is a little shy and never keen to join in." He went on.
George Bush is said to be ecstatic as he is worried that he may run out of places to invade in the future and it's nice to have one in the bank for a rainy day.
There has also been speculation that life could exist on this new Earth-like place and be very much in advance of our own. One observer commented that it would be best to book a holiday there now before the tourists really get in and spoil the natural beauty which happened on Mars.
"Me and the wife always went to Jupiter for our wedding anniversary but we've stopped going now as the place is crawling with Scottish tourists. You can't get a place to stay near the Red spot for love nor money"
The British Tourism Board have recommended Pluto for weekend breaks or for the more adventurous you could consider Uranus.