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Saturday, 28 April 2007

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Anna Nicole Smith

Following up on his Documentary film, Former Vice President Al Gore says he "Is concerned with the environment, and wishes for Anna Nichole Smiths' remains to be exhumed, due to a possible ecological impact on the surrounding soil."

Gore claims that the high level of toxins found in Smiths body during the autopsy could possibly leech into the surrounding soil and find its way eventually to the Ocean, effecting marine wildlife.

One of the toxins, Charisaprodol has been know to reduce the memory of the Clownfish dramatically from three seconds to one second, that is a 66% drop in the fishes intelligence.

His plan is to use a solid fuel rocket, powered by bio-diesel to launch her remains into space where they will be sent to the Sun for cremation.

I asked President Bush what his thoughts were on Gore's proposal. Surprisingly he agreed with his former Presidential Candidate by running around the Oval Office with his arms spread out making airplane noises and saying "To the Sun we go"

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