His Holiness The Pope has changed the face of Caribbean beach parties for ever. Because in a sensational move he has abolished Limbo.
Top Limbo dancer Judge Bendy told us:
"Dis terrible. What do he know and what right do he have to abolish my livelihood? I practice since I a little boy and now him stick his nose in and try and ban me way of life!
Well blow it out de ass Pope guy! Limbo is me thing and I ain't gonna stop for you or nobody!"
And Cardinal "Cool Vibes Washington" commented:
"De main man is too uptight brudder! Him need to chill big style. Limbo is traditional and we not gonna stop cos de Pope say we have to!"
Other ethnic and traditional dancers around the globe are said to be in a state of panic, fearful that His Holiness might pick on their genre of the dance next.
Top Irish dancer, Michael Flatley, told us:
"He better not try and pick on Riverdance, for if he does, he can go and feck! If he really wants to ban something worthwhile, what about those feckin Morris Dancers. Jeaziz but they're feckin tragic!"