Top rated reporter for TheSpoof.com Ned 'Jalapeno' Flanders suffered an eclesiastical breakdown this week when three other writers dared to question the existence of an after life.
In fire and brimstone fashion 'Jellypenoman' raged against religious intolerance, his unfinished college degree, jokes about Texans, and anything else that did'nt fit into his rosy colored pecan pie existence.
He is currently undergoing counselling at the 'Suckin Diesel church of the Holy Hamburger'
A source close to the normally mild mannered Satirist told the The Spoof: "We are all very worried about him, the Irishman Fergus McCarthy, the Alaskan Gnarley Eric and the Queen Mudder all disagreed with him,
"That was very mean of them, they are very naughty writers and we are considering praying for them wether they like it or not."
An undisclosed source at the hospital said
"We dont think it was the 3 writers that got him so much as another Texan arriving on the site blessing everyone,
"He keeps mumbling about Superman saying that suit should be mine, mine ah ha hahahahaha!"
All writers and members of the public are urged to donate generously to the fund started this morning to buy our troubled colleague a blue skintight all in one outfit, complete with cape and with a big letter J on it.
We pray it helps alleviate some of the anguish suffered.
The Jehovas Witnesses have produced a limited edition of the Watchtower in a touching show of unity with a tiny percentage of the profits earmarked for the fund and the rest needed to pay the over due printers invoice.