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Tuesday, 24 April 2007

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The Beer that Saved The Spoof

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - TheSpoof.com -The Holy War between the Christians and the Pagans called a cease fire today when Crazy Cal Jennings offered to have a beer with Fergus McCarthy. Fearing for his Christian brethren, Crazy Cal made the bold move as a peace offering to the Grinches who stole Christianity.

Crazy Cal just wouldn't be satisfied, however, until he had first offended ever writer on The Spoof staff. Making disparaging remarks about altar boys and drug use, he figured he had just about all the bases covered. By the end of the skirmish, Crazy Cal was able to convince almost everyone that he did, in fact, have a sense of humor.

Bullets were fired from pearl handled six-shooters and all the ice in Alaska was melted. Though much blood was shed (and alcohol spilled), most of the writers at TheSpoof.com survived the armed conflict. With any luck at all, normal spoof writing will resume.

Oh, one more thing...

Love, Hope, Peace, & Christ Be With You,


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