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Monday, 23 April 2007

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George Bush Spying on The Spoof Writers

CCN (Crazy Cal News), U.K. and U.S. - President George W. Bush came snooping around The Spoof after having the CIA locate all of The Spoof writers with their spy satellites. After hearing reports of the writers doing articles on him and his fiance', he wanted to check things out for himself.

"They forget my daddy was the head of the CIA. I know how to be sneaky. I can see whut they're doin' anytime I want. We have those round thingys in space with cameras that kin see through buildings. They go around and around the Earth, so I kin see 'em whenever I want. I bin thinkin' of havin' 'em all arrested as enemy combatants and tortured if they mess up the story about my wedding to Toni."

The staff of The Spoof hasn't been able to figure out who read the stories to President Bush.

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