Written by Cal Jennings
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Monday, 23 April 2007

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Bush and Blair in New York After Speaking to Spitzer

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - New York - Gov. Eliot Spitzer will introduce a bill in the coming weeks to legalize same-sex marriage in New York. Having been paid by President George W. Bush so that he and gay lover Prime Minister Tony Blair could have a place in the U.S. to have gay sex.

"Heh, heh," said Bush, "New York is about as close as I could get to Englund. I had to pay Spitzer a gazillion dollars, but it was worth it for my Toni."

The wedding is scheduled to take place in London at Royal Albert Hall since the hall has already been booked. President George Bush commented that he wasn't sure if the bill would pass in time for the wedding anyway.

President Bush estimated that it took nearly 1/50th of his Haliburton stock to buy the governor. No date has been set as of the writing of this article.

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