A massive immunisation for measles is about to take place in Iraq... or is it?
This immunisation for millions, according to experts (I am now an expert), is actually an immunisation against an aerial attack.
When asked for comment US president George Bush said "In Iraq plan A sucked. We are now ready to move to plan B. Plan B involves flying over Iraq and striking at anything warmblooded that doesn't have one of our microchips in them. I hope the Iraqi people like eating vegetables and reptiles."
Obviously there is bound to be some anger directed at America once the remaining Iraqi people find out they have been microchipped.
A statement from the Pentagon attempts to address this.
'To assuage any ill feelings these people may have towards us, after the killing is finished, the microchips will automatically convert to MP3 players. To continue the spread of Democracy in the country, the people will be able to choose any two of the following songs
'Hail to the Chief'
'God Bless America'
'Achy Breaky Heart'
These songs will play 24 hours a day in their brains. God bless democracy!
- Tom Taylor