CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Space - The whole world is fleeing into space, fearing that President Bush might just push "the button" thinking that he's ordering coffee. Even the world's smallest country, Vatican City, has launched a ship.
The Pope said, "We can't wait for Jesus to come. That President Bush is CRAZY!"
As millions flee into space, those who are left are wondering what will become of them. Some people are building bomb shelters while others are just running around in panic. All the Wal-Mart stores have sold out of drinking water and other necessities for surviving thermo-nuclear war... like duct tape.
Bush's S.S. men have been ordered to try to control the panic, but so far haven't been able to get the crowds under control. A statement was issued that anyone who dos not return to order will be shot on site.