Prince William in an attempt to overshadow his well "eardowed" father Prince Charles, has left "poor" Kate standing "almost" at the alter!
Prince William has stated that he is still very fond of the young lass, but feels that she reminds him too much of father's "new/old" wife Camilla. His father has also requested that the Queen order the young Prince into a life of celibacy.
In honour of his wonderful mother, Prince William defied all rules and regulations of the "palace" and spent the night partying and having fun with his friends.
His brother, Prince Harry is begging William to allow him a chance at a little limelight. Prince Harry is tired of lashing out at photographers and paparazzi for a little attention. He is a troubled young man and blames all his woes on his father, or the horses he is so fond of, Camilla being the biggest culprit in the stable!
Prince William has comforted his brother by allowing him to venture out to foreign African countries, and has even suggested he try out the navy, but has pleaded that he refrain from adopting any "undernourished, underprivileged or orphaned children" whilst on his "got to get outta here" safari's.
The Queen is at present behind closed doors in deep discussion with Prince Charles on methods of curbing the young Princes' activities and teaching them the ways of the "Royal etiquette". Prince Charles was heard to comment to his mother - "Boys will be boys!" to which the Queen responded - "that is no excuse!"