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Wednesday, 18 April 2007

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The Prince's Great Uncle Albert was another favourite of the Queen

Rumours from the Palace are rife that Prince William may be considering tying the knot with the late Anna Nicole Smith. Royal commentators have speculated on the new love-match which apparently the Queen approves of.

"She would not put her foot in it at royal engagements or speak out of turn or try to have a life of her own like Diana did. Anna is not looking too bad, all things considered although she is beginning to chuck up a bit" said a spokesman for William.

Anna is said to be over the moon with the prospect but nobody can really tell as she's dead.

"We are making an educated guess about what she may be thinking if she was alive" a leading struck off pathologist.

Anna will be wearing a black plastic body bag dress and a label on her toe. The bag will be designed by NHS.

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