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Topics: Police, McDonalds

Monday, 19 January 2004

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Ronalds moment of shame.

McDonalds frontman Ronald McDonald was arrested today after police caught him in the middle of a lewd act in the toilet of a McDonalds restaurant.

Though it is unknown as of yet exactly what the "lewd act" was, Police were reported to have been "stunned and disgusted" at what they saw.

Officer Paul McGarty of the Mississippi state police Dept. said "after consuming several McDonalds hamburgers, i found that i needed to attend the lavatory to use the facilities. Whilst there i discovered Ronald performing an act of indecent exposure. As I tried to arrest him...he went for me, and I was subjected to a sexual act. After which I immediately arrested him. I felt emotionally sick and yet refreshed over the whole incident."

Ronald is expected to attend a hearing of his conviction later this month, in which he will be charged with sexual assault and indecent exposure. Meanwhile Officer McGarty will also be charged with taking part in a lewd act in public, after he was arrested hours after giving his statement.

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