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Sunday, 15 April 2007

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AlQaida Helicopter Rescues Bin Laden from US Custody!

At Naval base Point Loma in San Diego Harbor, dolphins and sea lions have been trained since the days of the Cold War to spot and captures enemy underwater invaders. Despite the high confidence in this submariner mammalian program, all involved were shocked that famous TV dolphin Flipper on a routine training mission in the harbor surfaced with a frogman in his jaws. Shock and awe may best describe the reaction of Flipper's trainers when the scuba diver's mask and wet suit hood was removed to reveal AlQaida terrorist Osama Bin Laden!

911 financier and AlQaida first in charge appeared in his usual white turban and flowing robes when the wet suit was removed at San Diego Police Headquarters. Bin Laden explained that he was just doing some recreational scuba diving off the coast of Mexico when an unusually strong Pacific current carried him north.

President Bush who has dreamed of the day when he could capture the AlQaida father of all terrorism flew to San Diego on Air Force One as soon as he was informed of the seizure."Mission Accomplished! Bush declared just as the bound and gagged Saudi billionaire was airlifted off of the deck of the Coast Guard cruiser by his terrorist allies. GWB was heard to emit some expletives as he twirled an imaginary moustache and scream: "Curses! Foiled Again!"

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